「陳浩南教書潮文」出自電影《97古惑仔之戰無不勝》，由鄭伊健飾演的陳浩南在班房向學生分享加入黑社會的心路歷程，多年來一直被網民二次創作，「key」入同的主題中。
點解入黑社會?
巴閉law 英雄主義 疊馬
我唔妥你 可以逗你
我唔鐘意你 可以dup你
o靚仔你啤咩呀 出黎隻揪丫
隻揪呀
揪我丫 揪丫
我揪你 你揪我 點呀
你見過lum友未,你見過死人未呀
你話陳浩南係你偶像丫ma 你見過陳浩南未
銅鑼灣揸fit人丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知佢大佬比人lum左掹唔到
你知唔知佢親眼睇住佢條女,死, 佢救唔到
你知唔知陳浩南諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽佢唔想做揸fit人
佢唔想入黑社會
但係佢無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都有偶像 我都有
其實 讀唔讀書 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 行錯路 無得返轉頭ga
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浩南教你點解玩facebook
點解要玩facebook?
巴閉law 羊群心理 曬命
我唔妥你 可以買起你(收買朋友)
我唔鐘意你 可以dup你 (義氣仔女)
o靚仔你啤咩呀 出黎打場呀丫(躲避球)
打場呀
打我丫 打丫
我打你 你打我 點呀
你見過串友未,你見過曬命未呀
你話你唔知facebook 有咩咁好玩丫ma 你玩過facebbok未
未試過玩facebook丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知唔玩會比人串你唔識野
你知唔知佢親眼睇住佢條以前條女攬住其他仔, 佢葡萄緊
你知唔知玩緊facebook諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽佢唔想facebook
佢唔想見到以前條女d相
但係佢無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都有玩 我都有
其實 玩唔玩 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 玩facebook 無得返轉頭ga
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英文版
When I was at your age,
I almost joined the triad.
Why?
I thought the rascals were great! They are heroes.
If I don't like you, I can question you.
If I don't like you, I can beat you.
What are you watching?
Let's go out for a fight!
What are you doing? You dumb bell.
Want a fight?
Come on, beat me!
You beat me and I beat you, so?
Haven't you seen killing? Have you seen people die in front of you?
You clalm Chan Ho Nam your idol, have you seen him?
Isn't he great? Branch leader of Causeway Bay!
He couldn't save his boss when he was killed.
You know, he watched his girlfriend being killed.
He couldn't help.
Do you know what he is thinking?
He doesn't want to be branch leader, you know?
He doesn't want yo be a triad.
But he can't help! He has no return.
Everyone has his idol, I have one too.
In fact, you study or not, that's none of my business.
But I want to tell you.
If you choose a wrong way, you can't return.
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浩南教你點解出膠post篇
點解出膠POST?
巴閉law 存在主義 無聊
我唔妥你 可以出POST屌鳩你
我唔鐘意你 可以派膠比你
o靚仔你啤咩呀 出黎裸跑丫
裸跑呀
屌我丫 屌丫
我屌你 你屌我 點呀
你見過若智未,你見過大大師兄未呀
你話ADMIN係你偶像丫ma 你見過ADMIN未
高登揸fit人丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知佢賓周比人切左駁唔到
你知唔知佢親眼睇住香港高登，死， 佢救唔到
你知唔知ADMIN諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽佢唔想做高登人
佢唔想入高登
但係佢無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都有條撚 我都有
其實 有冇夢想 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 出錯POST 無得返轉頭ga
浩南教你點解入好戲量
點解入好戲量?
巴閉law 英雄主義 疊馬
我唔妥你 可以唱你
我唔鐘意你 可以串你
o靚仔你啤咩呀 出黎嘴過丫
嘴過呀
嘴我丫 嘴丫
我嘴你 你嘴我 點呀
你見過賴恩慈未,你見過馮世權未呀
你話楊秉基係你偶像丫ma 你見過楊秉基未
西洋菜街揸fit人丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知佢大佬比人抹黑
你知唔知佢親眼睇住佢條女生野, 佢醫唔到
你知唔知楊秉基諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽佢唔想做揸fit人
佢唔想入好戲量
但係佢無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都有偶像 我都有
其實 讀唔讀書 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 行錯路 無得返轉頭ga
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浩南教你點解住公屋
點解要住公屋?
夠平law 多鄰居 住得舒服
我無糖 可以問隔離借
我想打牌 可以搵你
o靚仔你打唔打呀 唔夠腳丫
黎啦喂
打牌丫 打丫
我食你 你食我 點呀
你見過冷巷開台未,你見過樓梯撲野未呀
你話你住過公屋丫ma 你知唔知公屋間隔呀
講自己住私人樓住居屋丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知我都好想住架
你知唔知我收入唔多，比唔起首期
你知唔知儲好耐都係得過吉
話俾你聽我唔想住公屋
我唔想住得咁差
但係我無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都想住好d 我都係
其實 住得好唔好 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 住開左 就無得返轉頭ga
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浩南教女點解要應約
妳條女 :
點解要應約?
摟屌law 西痕 等仔溝
佢想屌我 可以問我
你唔鐘意 可以話之你
死佬你啤咩呀 出黎同佢隻揪丫
隻揪呀
揪佢丫 揪丫
佢撲我 你屌佢 點呀
你試過撲野未,你見過我高潮未呀
你話人地係撚樣丫ma 你見過條撚樣未
話我應約就打鳩我丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知我比人撲野時幾high
你知唔知我同一齊好悶好無安全感
你知唔知我而家諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽我唔想你做我條仔
我唔想同你一齊
但係我無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都想撲野 我都係
其實 靚唔靚仔 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 溝錯仔 係無得返轉頭ga
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浩南教你點解要偷食
點解要偷食?
性飢渴law 咸濕 想發洩
我想射野 所以叫雞
我想咸濕 所以去夜總會
o靚妹你停咩手呀 幫我出野丫
出野呀
含野啦 含丫
我渣你 你含我 點呀
你見過谷精上腦未,你見過餓過飢未呀
你話你唔準我偷食丫ma 你見過我偷食未
話我偷食正仆街丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知我叫完雞試過比人捉黃腳雞走唔到
你知唔知我試過撲完野先發覺唔記得帶套
你知唔知我諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽我唔想去偷食
我唔想走去叫雞
但係我無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都有性慾 我都有
其實 偷唔偷食 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 偷食左一次就無得返轉頭ga
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浩南教你點解上高登
點解要上高登?
巴閉law 小丑主義 硬膠
我唔妥你 可以起你底
我唔鐘意你 可以推你上報
08小隊你啤咩呀 出黎出post丫
出post呀
膠post丫 出丫
我屌你 你屌我 點呀
你見過腦魔未,你見過賭撚未呀
你話victor係你偶像丫ma 你見過victor未
前高登admin丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知佢比user屌佢bam唔到
你知唔知佢親眼睇住佢d相,見光死, 佢救唔到
你知唔知victor諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽佢唔想做高登admin
佢唔想俾人起底
但係佢無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都有偶像 我都有
其實 硬唔硬膠 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 行錯路 無得返轉頭ga
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浩南教你落公園屌板
點解夜晚落公園?
刺激 law 無野好做 夠涼
我性苦悶 可以拮下塊板
我玩中出玩厭左 可以試下野戰
蘋果你影咩呀 快D遮住我丫
快遮呀
遮我丫 遮丫
我屌板 掹唔出 點呀
你睇過youtube段片未,你見過自己上報未呀
你話活塞男係你偶像丫ma 你見過活塞男未
藍田屌板男丫ma 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知佢插左入塊板等左幾粒鐘
你知唔知佢親眼睇住條J搞到爆曬缸, 成地血, 佢都掹唔出
你知唔知活塞男諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽佢唔想搵唔到女
佢唔想拮住塊鐵板過世
但係佢無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都有性需要 我都有
其實 點樣解決 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 係公園解決 係一定上頭版ga
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浩南教你食營多版
點解要食營多?
好味囉 羊群心理 夠平
我唔夠食 可以食多個
我覺得好淡 可以加多兩滴美極
柒頭你食咩丁麵呀 黎食營多丫
食麵啦
食營多啦 食丫
我食你 你食我 點呀
你見過食濟未,你試過食厭未呀
你話你唔知營多有咩好食 有咩咁好食丫ma 你食過營多未
未試過營多丫麻 好巴閉呀 ?
你知唔知唔食會比人串你唔識食
你知唔知我親眼睇住高登班友係到食營多, 班毒男葡萄緊
你知唔知食緊營多諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽佢唔想再食營多
佢唔想見到自己係到食營多食到厭
但係佢無辦法 無得返轉頭
係呀 每個人都有食 我都有
其實 食唔食 我理唔到咁多
但係我想話俾你聽 食營多 無得返轉頭ga
浩南教你點解要睇達哥台
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點解睇達哥台?
巴閉law! FF主義, 型棍!
我岩心水, 可以追隨;
我見隻game悶, 可以叫轉game;
班長你啤咩呀?! 禁回報丫!
回報呀!
回報我丫! 回丫!
我回報你, 你回報我, 點呀?!
你試過比jtv ban未? 你見過鬼婆未呀?
你話達哥係你偶像吖嘛, 你見過達哥未?
爆機兄弟揸fit人吖嘛, 好巴閉呀?
你知唔知佢比上司捉住左開OT走唔到?
你知唔知佢FF結衣BB係佢條女, 佢認唔到.
你知唔知達哥諗緊咩呀?
話俾你聽佢唔想做爆機兄弟揸fit人,
佢唔想FF,
但係佢無辦法, 無得返轉頭;
係呀! 每個人都有偶像, 我都有;
其實, 睇唔睇JTV, 我理唔到咁多,
但係我想話俾你聽, 睇左一次達哥台之後, 無得返轉頭ga!
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