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1. I』m a beautician, not a magician。
I can give you Gisele Bündchen’s haircut, but I can』t give you her face。
1. 我是美髮師，不是魔術師。
我可以為你打造吉賽爾？邦臣式的髮型，卻不能給你她的容顏。
2. Come at least five minutes early。
If you』re running late, please call ahead. Show me some basic respect. This is a business, not fun and games。
2. 至少提前5分鐘。
遲到的話請提前通知，這是基本禮貌。髮型設計是工作而非有趣的遊戲。
3. Don』t ask me to squeeze you in。
My work takes time. When a client says she's in a rush, I tell her she needs to schedule her time better. If I』m already booked, I』d be taking time and effort away from other clients. You wouldn』t like being treated that way。
3. 不要要求我把你擠進來。
我的工作需要耗費時間。顧客告訴我她趕時間，我就會告訴她你應該更合理的安排時間。如果我接受了你的預約，就不會在其他顧客身上花費時間與精力。你同樣也不會喜歡自己受到那樣的待遇。
4. I』m not a psychologist。
Hairdresser school does not teach about counter transference, projection, negative reinforcement, or personality disorders. If you』re looking for a therapist, all I have is a tail comb and an opinion。
4. 我不是心理學家。
髮型學校不會教學生反向移情、情感投射、心理負強化或是人格缺陷方面的知識。如果你是在尋找醫生，那我有的只是梳子和個人觀點。
5. Layers are the magic remedy。
Some women think that if they keep their hair all one length the way it was in high school, everyone will think they』re still in high school. Guess what? You』re not. As you get older, you need to soften the lines around your face。
5. 髮型層次是神奇的臉型修飾品。
一些女性認為如果能像高中生那樣，讓頭髮全部一樣長，大家就會認為她們還是高中生。這樣想的話就大錯特錯了。隨著年齡的增長，你需要讓臉部周圍的頭髮線條更柔和一些。
6. Bodies and hair change as hormones change。
If your hair is dry, listless, or brittle, or if it’s not holding your color or style the way it used to, see a doctor. If your hair isn』t overprocessed, you could be pregnant (surprise!) or menopausal (yes, I can tell)。
6. 荷爾蒙變化，身體和頭髮也會改變。
如果你的頭髮乾燥、暗淡且易斷，頭髮不像往常一樣的發色或髮型，那就去看醫生吧。如果你的頭髮沒有頻繁燙染，出現這種情況，你可能是懷孕了或是處於更年期。
7. A trim is not "just a trim"
It requires my expertise, skill, knowledge, and time. Would you say to your dentist, 「It’s just a tooth,」 or to your doctor, "It’s just a leg"?
7. 修剪不僅僅是「修剪」。
這需要我的專業知識，技能還有時間。你會對牙醫說「這只是一顆牙齒」，或是對醫生說「這只是一條腿」嗎？
8. A dollar bill doesn』t buy anything anymore。
That single bill you stuff into the shampoo person’s hands isn』t doing her any favors. You should tip her at least $3 -- more if your hair is long。
8. 一美元再也買不到任何東西了。
你給洗髮人員的一美元小費不會對她有任何幫助。你應該給3美元，如果頭髮長的話應給更多。
9. Let me do my job。
If you want to buy a bottle of color and do your own hair to save a buck, you can live with the consequences。
9. 不要搶我的飯碗。
如果你想買染髮劑自己染來省錢的話，後果自負。
10. Take a picture。
Some clients will say, "Cut my hair just like you did last time." That always baffles me. The average time between appointments is six to eight weeks. I have hundreds of clients. How am I supposed to remember exactly how I did your hair the last time? If you want a carbon copy of a cut and style you loved, take a picture。
10. 請帶髮型圖片。
一些顧客告訴我：「按我上次那樣剪。」這常常讓我很困惑。理髮的平均周期是6到8周，這中間我有上百名顧客，我怎麼能記得上一次幫你剪的什麼髮型？如果想剪成你喜歡的髮型，請帶圖片。
11. Kids' haircuts aren't child's play。
Why do you think a child’s haircut should cost less than yours? Kids don』t sit still. Kids kick. It’s an intense experience。
11. 孩童理髮不是簡單的事情。
為什麼你會認為孩童理髮要便宜？小孩坐立不定，喜歡亂踢，這會花費更多精力。
12. Standing all day and using scissors and a blow-dryer takes its toll。
I have arthritis in my fingers, calcium deposits in my wrist, and 10 percent less hearing than I used to. I am a physical wreck。
12.一整天站立、使用剪刀和電吹風會對身體造成傷害。
我的手指有關節炎，手腕鈣沉積，聽力不及原來的10%，身體受到了很大傷害。
13. We see women at their worst。
Their hair is wet, they have foils on their hair, they have no makeup on. There’s nothing for them to hide behind. So they tell us everything. The truth is, I really don』t care about their personal lives. I』m only interested in their hair。
13. 我們和女性最糟糕的時侯見面。
她們頭髮濕漉漉的，都是錫箔，也沒有化妝。她們沒有把這些掩蓋起來的跡象。所以她們告訴我們任何事情。事實上我一點也不關心她們的私生活，我只對她們的頭髮感興趣。
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