21個理由證明: 貓奴絕對是你最理想的愛人

1.貓奴不期待被愛,他們知道愛需要爭取

Cat people don』t expect to be loved; they know you have to earn it.

2.反過來說,你也需要努力贏得他們的愛

And that goes both ways: they need to be won over too.

3.不過,當他們確定你是對的人,他們會奮不顧身的去愛!

But once they』re sure they like you they』ll be loving and loyal.

4. 在愛情里,他們會是無時無刻遷就的那一方

And they can put up with a lot.

因為他們愛貓,而貓咪通常都是不可理喻的

They love cats, and cats are dicks most of the time.

5.貓奴通常都很敏感,時常會考慮你的感受和需求

Cat people are sensitive souls and will always think about your needs.

因為他們常常在揣度貓咪的心情,相比較而言,人類的情感很簡單

They』re used to trying to figure out how a cat is feeling, so humans are easy.

6.當然,他們也知道什麼時候把自己擺在第一位

But they also understand when they need to put themselves first.

7.他們最擅長的……什麼都不做

They』re especially good at doing nothing at all.

8.不過他們有時也會有冒險精神

But they』re also not without a sense of adventure.

9.貓奴喜歡早起,不過他們可能不需要鬧鐘這種東西

Cat people are used to getting up early, but they might not have an alarm clock.

已經有個天然鬧鐘了,比雞還准

10.貓奴不會盲從別人,有自己的style最重要!

Cat people believe that just because everyone else does one thing, it doesn』t mean it’s right for you.

11.貓奴重視獨處時間,所以他們也會尊重另一半的獨處時間

Cat people really appreciate some alone time, so will always respect other people’s need for some time out.

12.不過他們也懂得什麼場合什麼時間該好好親昵一下

But they also know that those who nap together stay together.

13.還有他們會是非常棒的午睡伴侶,因為他們習慣睡覺時不亂動

And they』ll be excellent napping companions because they』re used to staying very still in bed.

不亂動是怕被貓咪的利爪抓傷

For fear their toes will be attacked.

14.貓奴在剛認識時可能有點害羞

Cat people might be a little shy at first.

15.不過和你熟悉之後,絕對與你交心

But they』ll open up when you get to know them.

16.貓奴絕對可以伶牙俐齒

Cat people know how to have a good bitch.

但也知道把握分寸,只是偶而小小發泄一下。

They won』t be horrible, but they understand that everyone needs to let off steam occasionally.

17.他們也很幽默

And they have an excellent sense of humour.

18.他們還是超級貼心的愛人

Cat people can be super caring.

當你不開心時,他們會第一時間察覺到

They』ll always know how to look after you when you feel down.

19.他們是樂觀的人,因為大部分時間他們都在忍受擺臭臉的貓咪

Cat people are good at staying positive, as most of the time they have to put up with grumpy animals.

20.他們的控制欲幾乎是零,因為對他們來說貓咪才是老大!

They』ll never be controlling, because they』re not used to being in charge.

21.貓奴永遠不會把你的愛當做理所當然

Cat people would never take love for granted.

文章來源: https://www.twgreatdaily.com/cat74/node648421

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