又一個腦殘的巫統部長跳出來表演《如何在經濟困境中省錢》了：自己帶白米肉菜煤氣爐去辦公室生火煮午餐！
文：張丹楓
這個腦殘部長說：《我打算從今天起自己帶白米和電飯煲去我的辦公室自己煮午餐！我也歡迎我的同事們一起在辦公室自己動手煮飯炒菜解決三餐！》
嘩佬！聽到這種話，你會不會暈倒？
發表這種腦殘言論的，是巫統的國內貿易及消費事務部長拿督韓沙再努丁。
原以為巫統雙寶伊斯邁沙比利和阿末瑪斯蘭已經夠廢的了，沒想到又冒出一個更耍寶的韓沙，湊成了《三個傻瓜》The Three Idiots!
韓沙是針對2016年經濟前景嚴苛而發表以上標新立異的言論。他說：他鼓勵他部門的同事打包飯盒到部門上班，或把白米肉類蔬菜拿來辦公室，午餐時間就在辦公司自己開鍋煮飯炒菜，不必去外頭吃昂貴的飯菜。這樣肯定可以省很多錢。
他還說，幾乎每個政府部門的開銷預算都被刪減了。大家必須想個法子節省開支。《比如我的部門連續兩年的預算總共被刪減了40%，很夠力一下；不節省都不行。》
他說就算他和部門同事開會也已經不設茶點了。
想像一下，中午休息時間的國內貿消部充滿了油煙，每個公務員忙著煮飯炒菜燒開水，炒菜的聲音不斷在冷氣空間裡迴蕩；人人搞得蓬頭垢面，原本休息一個小時，結果變成必須休息兩個小時。。。說好的生產率呢？說好的部門效率呢？效率都花在煮美味佳肴啦，其他正經事統統丟一邊；這就是韓沙最想見到的後果嗎？
韓沙的幼稚言論引來大批網民撻伐；有人建議還是把這些腦殘部長統統開除，這樣更實際。每年可以省下數以億計的金錢。
也有網民表示這個部長講話沒有經過大腦思考（問題是他有大腦咩？），根本沒考慮工作環境和時間是否允許煮飯炒菜浪費精神氣力，忙完午餐之後都累垮了，還有精力繼續工作嗎？
Pack Your Lunch Or Cook In The Office To Save Money, Says Minister
KUALA LUMPUR: Minister of Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism (KPDNKK), Datuk Hamzah Zainuddin has urged his staff to pack lunch boxes or cook their meals in the office to counter the rising cost of living, China Press reports.
Hamzah was quoted as saying that 2016 is going to be a rocky year for the country due to the global economic downturn alongside the reduced budget allocations of all ministries and agencies.
「I see eye to eye with the secretary-general’s proposal to implement measures in our department for our staff. We will not serve meals during meetings after this, and everyone is encouraged to pack their own lunch [to the office].
「Starting tomorrow, I』ll also bring my own rice to cook in the office. I welcome those who want to join me during lunch hour,」 he said in jest.
Realising the challenges that lie ahead, he remarked: 「We should not be afraid of challenges and must embrace them head-on. We must also work together as a team in order to achieve our goals.」
Hamzah said that many baseless accusations have been hurled against the ministry but hopes that everyone will work together during this difficult time.
Meanwhile, the minister also pointed out that the allocations for the Ministry of Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism had been cut down to 16% and 23% in 2015 and this year, respectively.
「This is equivalent to almost 40% in reduction in [budget allocations for the ministry] for the two years combined,」 the daily reported him as saying.
「The ministry has held meetings pertaining this matter and we will try our best to use the limited allocations wisely. At the same time, we will also seek to recover debts from the relevant bodies,」 he added.