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「套路」一般可譯為：
（1）games/tricks
對某人「耍花招」，把某人給「玩兒了」
套路玩得深，誰把誰當真。
You are so good at playing tricks; let's play together.
（2）trap/setup
trap和setup都作為名詞，表示「陷阱」，即「套路」「。
多一點真誠，少一點套路。
Show more sincerity, play less setups.
2. 撩妹
hit on a girl
「撩妹」到底咋說，可以有以下幾種：
（1）flirt with 與...調情，挑逗...
不娶何撩！
Stop flirting with me, if you have no intention to marry me.
（2）hit on sb 挑逗、調情、搭訕
撩妹是 hit on a girl，撩漢子就是hit on a guy。
How do you guys deal with it when other guys hit on your girl?
你們碰到有人撩自己的女票都怎麼辦？
3. 友誼的小船說翻就翻
The ship of friendship sinks easily…
Friend ship 友誼一詞本來就是：friend（朋友的）ship（船），也有網友機智地音譯為「翻的 ship」。
後來延伸出了各種「翻船體」：
愛情版：友誼的小船說翻就翻，愛情的巨輪說沉就沉。
The ship of friendship sinks easily, so does the ship of love.
月光版：友誼的小船說翻就翻，剛發的工資說沒就沒。
The ship of friendship sinks easily, while the salary runs out quickly.
4. 一言不合就……
Whenever you disagree with each other...
有沒有被這個表達刷屏？現在的年輕人，一言不合就刷「一言不合」……
流行例句：
一言不合就自拍。
Whenever you disagree with each other, you take selfies.
5. 沒想到你是這樣的……
It didn't occur to me that you are such a...
我看錯你了，沒想到你是這樣的段子手。
I was wrong about you. It didn't occur to me that you are such a punster.
6. 你咋不上天呢！
直譯：Why don't you fly up to the sky!
意譯：Who do you think you are?!
當你聽到一些特無語、或者愛裝x的話，口語中你可以這麼回答：
Impressive. (Who do you think you are?!)
Amazing idea. (Who do you think you are?!)
That's damn right. (Who do you think you are?!)
Interesting / Of course you do. (Who do you think you are?!)
7. 我好方
I'm so worried / anxious / nervous about...
據說最早是調侃某些地方口音會把「慌（huang）」讀成「方（fang）」。
然後隨著表情包的崛起，「我好方」流行起來。
我開始方了
I'm starting to worry...
8. 寶寶心裡苦但寶寶不說
My heart hurts but I am not going to let you know.
最早流行起來的「嚇死寶寶了!」（直譯：Baby is freaked out!），有一說是源自「跑男」里的王寶強。
"嚇死寶寶了"還能咋說：
I am freaked out!
You scared me!
I am frightened out of my wits!
You did give me a good scare!
現在寶寶早已成為老少咸宜的自稱……