如果帶女朋友出海釣魚, 個情景一定系咁…

@ 2016-09-13

呢牌心情真係好差呀,冇計啦,年尾流流,俾人請我食鼓椒炒魷真係好慘架...上次咪話­過個死佬連買隻狗俾我都唔肯GE,咁我嬲左佢都成兩三日啦...到尋日先肯同我認低威­,先肯認自己衰..唉,呢D咩男朋友黎架,成日都要人畫公仔畫出腸,你話係咪抵打呀?­??

咁尋日佢同我講,話成日見我屈係屋企咁悶,不如咁啦,話帶我去釣魚咁話喎…咦??­?我咁大個女都未玩過喎,咁咪應承左佢囉,點知咁就出事啦,唉…….

話說尋朝早見係一個風和日麗GE週未,朝早一早同佢去左食早餐,見佢孭到一袋二袋咁,­咦,幾得意喎….

咁我諗住攞黎睇下啦..點知佢即刻好大反應咁話我,叫我小心D睇,仲話呢D係佢GE心­肝寶貝咁話喎..車,有咩咁巴之閉喎,D死人爛鬼魚桿,值幾Q多錢喎???跟住仲俾我­睇左一包 ………咦???嘩,鬱郁下GE????有冇核突D呀???

佢話係沙蟲,係要黎釣魚架喎,嚇???唔係卦????咁核突同樣衰,仲話到時俾我玩下­喎 ………咦…….有冇搞錯呀???

唔係想叫我拎D咁核突GE野黎玩呀????都係唔理佢,到時去到先算啦….

咁去到左果個沙灘之後,只見佢同個阿叔講左一大輪之後,見到佢俾左錢人地….哦,­原來佢話面前果隻艇仔就係租返黎俾我地出海玩架喎…咦,又好似幾得意喎…..­我咁大個女都未玩過,又好似幾過引咁喎…..不過D太陽真係好勁,曬到我又熱又慶­……咁先睇到原來隻手甩緊皮…..嘩,我當堂咩MOOD都冇哂…..­…咦,好衰架,又唔同人地講話會咁曬,黎到人地先知,搞錯呀…你地知啦,咁樣­哂一哂法,之後有牌都白唔返架嘛…….咁我點玩喎,咪同佢講話都係唔玩啦,不­如走啦…點知佢聽我講完之後當堂面色都變哂….仲問我咩事????嚇??搞錯­呀,你係咪我男朋友黎架??咩事都唔知???

你明知你女朋友我最緊要靚架嘛…陣間一個唔覺意哂黑左咁點算呀???睇見佢咁樣,­我都己經忍住度氣同佢講架啦..點知佢聽我講完之後冇氹返我不特止,仲問我係咪玩野喎­???點解唔早D同佢講喎????我聽後,真係火都黎埋,搞錯呀,咁樣打橫黎講都有G­E??而家係佢事前唔同我講清楚,而家仲走黎怪我……呢D咩男朋友黎架,咁都­得GE…..我決定唔再忍佢啦,成日都係咁….點做人男朋友呀…..終於­我就忍唔住同佢講話我自己走啦,你自己一個慢慢釣啦…….

就係咁…尋晚佢就成晚都冇再打過電話俾我氹返我啦,你地話佢係咪正一衰人黎架??­講真,同佢拍左拖成兩年,佢都成日搵D野黎激嬲我,你地叫我點做好喎???唉….­……..


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